If the days of the week were more expressive, starting with a missing space in the Washington Post:
Mondayon
Tuesmeh
Wednesdayump
Thursday
Fridayête
Saturdolf
Sundayoff
I was torn on Thursdour — thinking of my Thursday Happy Hours. Some things are best just left alone.
The accent circonflexe is important for Fridayête, it being a blend of Friday and fête, the French word for a celebration (literally feast).
–olf is not a typo. It’s a nod to those who play golf. It’s still pronounced “off” though — why anyone spoils their weekend with such an endeavor I will never understand.
The Campmobile 