A list of qualities, for an imagined competition for affection, between the boy and the cat; annotated by the boy.
Both are cute
Won’t wake up | Wakes me up
Likes tickling | Likes stroking
Bites | Bites
Scratches don’t hurt | Scratches hurt
Soft | Soft
Long eyelashes | Long moustaches
Good greeter | Bad greeter
Disobedient | Disobedient
Attitude | Catitude
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