Joseph v. Monkee

A list of qualities, for an imagined competition for affection, between the boy and the cat; annotated by the boy.


Both are cute

Won’t wake up | Wakes me up

Likes tickling | Likes stroking

Bites | Bites

Scratches don’t hurt | Scratches hurt

Soft | Soft

Long eyelashes | Long moustaches

Good greeter | Bad greeter

Disobedient | Disobedient

Attitude | Catitude

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