Reasons to worry more about the parents when the boy departs

Early onset SFTS (Sudden Free Time Syndrome). Symptoms: new magazine and podcast subscriptions.

Boarding schools start trending on Google+. (That one’s not true! Nobody uses Google+.)

Worried friends & relatives call upon noticing a sudden decline in changes to shared calendars.

The self-published book How to Quit Drinking — A One Step Program breaks records for downloads in its first day on the internet.

Hastily booked around-the-world tickets are cancelled. It seemed to work for Superman.

After binge watching season 1 of Game of Thrones, the household is trilingual, with Dothraki as the mother tongue.

With an extra room in the apartment, a claim is made for a cat. (It does look a bit like Monkee.)


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